The thunder rolled, and the lightning was invisible of course. My daughter ran into my room to ask me, “what that noise?”
I with a smile, “It’s elves in the sky, bowling.”
“what?”
“it’s ELVES, in the SKY, BOWLING”
“what?”
“it’s ELVES IN THE SKY- BOWLING, playing a game that makes noise”
“what?”
“It’s something scientific that means a storm is coming called thunder.”
“No it’s not, you’re wrong. that’s Jesus coming out of my heart.”
I don’t know why they ask if they’re so sure of the answer. I don’t know why I try to be sarcastic with a 3 year old. I’m clearly still an amateur.
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