Pull out snacks on the playground & they come creeping up like scavengers, with their soulful eyes that make you say “aw, so cute! I’ll just give them one”. Big mistake.
They’ll stay & keep talking nonsense to you just out of reach hoping to snag the whole bag & run. Just like gulls at the beach, there’s no escaping once you feed them. Then you have to dodge the death stares of the tiger/helicopter moms, because you fed their little Peregrine before meal time. I mean, at least it was organic.
Even my own monkeys join in the hunt, & they’re angels….
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