Are becoming an issue in our house.
“I can’t stay asleep in case a polar bear gets in the house.”
“Polar bears have no natural enemies, except us. Lily, if you see a polar bear it’s gonna eat you” (screams from Lily)
Working to end the string of polar bear hullabaloo with: “listen. A polar bear will not get in our house. You will most likely never see a polar bear in the wild because the polar ice caps are melting & they’re starving to death.”
Outrage-“why would you let the polar bears starve?”
I just can’t.