Overheard through screen door.
Daddy, “do you know what that is?”
“Its for scooping up dog poop”
“It is? Dog poop?”
“Yes, to pick up dog poop from the yard”
“DOG POOP, WHERE ARE YOU?”
E is on the prowl now for poop.
I had previously told her it was a rake & rock mover to straighten her rock garden. Adults ruin everything.